February 2012
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Jeesus Hell
This is the first time I’ve logged into Tumblr in quite some time. I must admit, it was only to answer a lady’s “date” questions. She seems so awesome, I couldn’t resist the urge.
Though, now that I’m looking back at this thing, I might start posting more. We’ll find out!
Well, it’s back to sleep since I have work tonight…. I think I can...
March 2011
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Look at this misinformed shit.
Last night when I was out with a few friends, and another one of my friends hit me up to let me know that Charlie Sheen was broadcasting LIVE on ustream. Holy shit! I’m out, I can’t watch. =/
Well, I downloaded the ustream app to my Android device anyway to try, and I couldn’t hear a thing, so I quit after about a minute and a half. BUT, just in case that ever happens...
February 2011
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...and it continues.
Derek: So yea... ill give you a guess where I am... lol
Me: the gay bar?
Tom's reaction upon me telling him about the previous exchange -
Tom: lol so where is that sack guzzler?
Me: at the track of course
Tom: is that the name of the gay bar? the track
January 2011
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Ringing in the new year... with a new pile of...
So, first and foremost, I hope you’re ready for a decently long blog. If not, go get a drink and snack now, ‘cause the shit show that is my life will probably make you laugh/cry/barf or all of the above.
We’ll start off with Friday, December 31st, 2010 - YES, New Years Eve.
I go downstairs to go to work. I cannot go to work in my car, I have a flat tire. I found this out, as...
December 2010
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my 15 year old brother got a laptop. my 6 and 4...
plug-in-benji:
youretheworld:
i asked for a laptop when i was 15 and my parents told me i was too young to have one. i saved and bought a macbook pro a year ago.
ipods weren’t even around when i was 4/6 years old.
we had cassettes.
CASSETTES.
THEY WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT THESE WERE IF YOU SHOVED THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS.
oh how times have changed.
Kids these days, they have it easy…
...
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Tommy Wiseau to release The Room in 3D and on... →
I can’t wait for this shit.. O hai 3D!
November 2010
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Bad Joke Year Continues!
Q: What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him?
A: Get off of me holmes!
October 2010
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Bad Joke Year Continues!
Q: what did one casket say to the other?
A: Is that you coffin?
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“Puking is mouth shitting.”
– Luke
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CONCUSSIONS...
ARE THE NEW BLACK IN THE NHL.
What the flying hell is this shit?! Why has damn near every single NHL’er suffered from a concussion?? Shits crazy man.
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Next time your girl asks for a 'Pearl Necklace'...... →
Thanks to Hyuck for this gem! hahaha
From their website:
Pearl Necklace is a visual maker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. It is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.
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Watchzomgannalolz:
Watching this a second time makes me tear up.
:’]
Such an outstanding banner raising ceremony.
September 2010
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Man did I miss this... NHL Live! →
Live from the NHL Store in NYC, NY!
“Fuck you with a big capital FUCK!”
– Derek
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This is exciting! New HBO Series on the NHL! →
HBO Series goes inside the Pens/Caps Rivalry leading up to the 2011 Winter Classic.
From NHL.COM:
The NHL and HBO Sports announced Thursday their partnership for a groundbreaking, four-episode series as part of the network’s 12-time Emmy Award-winning “24/7” reality TV franchise that will go deep into the inner workings of the Capitals-Penguins rivalry leading up to the 2011...
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“JWoww is the most doable female cast member of Jersey Shore, but that’s...”
– Idontlikeyouinthatway.com
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Remember my last post? Well, this is part 2! →
Link’s Quest For Ass part 2!
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If you've ever played old school video games, this... →
Link’s Quest for Ass!
“Oohh you got bacon? Woop woop woop woop”
– Derek
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Great day for hockey
Blackhawks training camp festival is on BHTV, and I’m playing NHL 11 .. doesn’t get much better than this (pre-season wise) haha
“I’m not foreskinning this place. What?”
– Derek
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“Hi, how would you like to have sex with me, and then wish you hadn’t...”
– Louis CK
“Putting 50 cal rounds into some 15 year old head’s kid. Wait…”
– Derek
“Manuel, two like me”
– Guy in OZone Pizza referring to “White” pizzas
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“Come at me hard, or don’t come at me”
– Luke
August 2010
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“I just want you to feel secure in the lack of anal in our relationship”
– Luke
“You see, that’s the thing about wangs…”
– Luke
“A midget with a huge dick.. that’s your favorite band”
– Luke
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My friends are hilarious!
Alex: my abs hurt
Tom: how do you know the anti-lock brake system is in pain?